Perfect Date

Gauss Jordan, in a comment, asked me about my perfect date....

Right now, I have two alternatives; Sex or Long Term

Sex Date involves someone in their twenties, top or bottom (versatile here hehe). My minimun standard is a drivers license and his own car. Some pub food, or perhaps a movie, minor chit chat and home for all night sweaty sex. I will insist on paying for everything. We go for breakfast (if he doesn't have to be up early for school) in seperate cars so that he can leave from there. His text afterwards says: Mwah!

Long term date involves someone a little older, perhaps mid to late thirties. Good restuarant. Good vintage red wine. Preferably oysters to start, a good fillet and perhaps a Creme Brulee for dessert. We will discuss politics, the economy and the service by the waitron. A discussion on the lack of decent eye candy at places like these will follow. Afterwards, we will go to a place where there IS eye candy. Preferably a straight place where we will openly kiss and dance close to whatever music is playing.

A good kissing session will follow in the parking lot, after which we will leave seperately, confirming our next date.

Several suggestive mails and texts will follow over the next few days. Our second date will be dinner at my place (or his place). Simple and healthy food with good red wine, followed by two hours of foreplay which will include a good dvd and copious amounts of kissing on the couch before we retire to the bedroom. Sex will be a combination of respect and request.

In the morning, coffee (filtered) will be served in bed by the host, after which we will go for breakfast at a trendy spot in the arty end of town. Bills will be split for the first three dates, after which we will alternate paying.